Monday, May 21, 2007

From Hell

Faustus: ...But, leaving these vain trifles of men's souls, tell me what is Lucifer thy lord?

Mephistophilis: Arch-regent and commander of all spirits.

Faustus: Was not that Lucifer an angel once?

Mephistophilis: Yes, Faustus, and most dearly loved of God.

Faustus: How comes it then that he is the prince of the devils?

Mephistophilis: O, by aspiring pride and insolence; for which God threw him out of the face of heaven.

Faustus: And what are you that live with Lucifer?

Mephistophilis: Unhappy spirits that fell with Lucifer, conspired against our God with Lucifer, and are forever damned with Lucifer.

Faustus: Where are you damned?

Mephistophilis: In hell.

Faustus: How comes it then that thou are out of hell?

Mephistophilis: Why this is hell, nor am I out of it. Thinks't thou that I saw the face of God, and tasted the eternal joys of heaven, am not tormented with ten thousand hells, it being deprived of everlasting bliss? O Faustus! leave these frivolous demands, which strike a terror to my fainting soul.



Blogger InExile said...

read with with the voices of south park characters in your head... even better wiht some ganja !! :)

5:09 PM, May 21, 2007  
Blogger The Dude said...

ah, in that frame of mind are we?
well, ill leave thee to it then methinks...
but i agree with inexile on this one!!

6:46 PM, May 21, 2007  
Blogger LostLittleGirl said...

Southpark and THIS?? lol..

10:19 AM, May 22, 2007  
Blogger InExile said...

i had cartman doing faustus !! ;)
jerry where hides you ??

11:17 AM, May 23, 2007  
Blogger Renovatio said...

I was playing diablo and hearing him say that... I prefer the cartman voice for that... Sounds more serious...

8:38 PM, May 23, 2007  
Blogger oliver said...

but why?

3:02 PM, May 24, 2007  
Blogger jerry said...

(cartman's voice: screw you guys, i'm going home.) i've got fuckin exams. life sucks.

5:01 PM, May 24, 2007  
Blogger The Dude said...

the best cartman line ever: "Respect!.. My!.. Authorit-ay!!

11:59 AM, May 25, 2007  

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