10 reasons why ye may be a Delhiite
1) There's a Fashion Week at The Grand and you're desperate to get in, and be spotted by some designer for his next collection. Or be desperate enough to think a model will sleep with you.
2) There's a new club in town which has just opened, and the city papers say that its 'hot and wild', and the socialites and celebs where all getting soaked in syrup and Manhattan in there. The next day you show up, you have to shuck up 2,000 bucks to get in.
3) You and your girlfriend are spotted in a McDonalds eating house, whereas you were supposed to be on this hot date that you've been raving on and on about to your bunch of like-minded friends.
4) If you haven't read a single book and don't show an iota of interest to ever read; that is if you don't count your school/college study books. If you ever start, you'll pick up the hottest bestseller (perhaps the Da Vinci Code kinds) and not stop raving about it -- till you're asked to fuck off.
5) If you think smokes, booze and drugs are cool and people take them seriously only to be noticed.
6) You will listen to any noise from the radio, tv and flick and wait for a friend to tell you that its the 'happening' these days -- and you'll agree with that a faux-glint of enthusiasm.
7) If you think speaking in a terrible and crass Hindi (instead of English, of course) is good; and is only proving your originality.
8) No matter what you play in your car, the sound outside will always reverberate dhink-chik dhink-chik.
9) Driving like a maniac in a car that is packed with a population of a 99.88 per cent male ratio.
10) If you're reading this, and wondering who the bhenchod 'Jeery' is.
1) There's a Fashion Week at The Grand and you're desperate to get in, and be spotted by some designer for his next collection. Or be desperate enough to think a model will sleep with you.
2) There's a new club in town which has just opened, and the city papers say that its 'hot and wild', and the socialites and celebs where all getting soaked in syrup and Manhattan in there. The next day you show up, you have to shuck up 2,000 bucks to get in.
3) You and your girlfriend are spotted in a McDonalds eating house, whereas you were supposed to be on this hot date that you've been raving on and on about to your bunch of like-minded friends.
4) If you haven't read a single book and don't show an iota of interest to ever read; that is if you don't count your school/college study books. If you ever start, you'll pick up the hottest bestseller (perhaps the Da Vinci Code kinds) and not stop raving about it -- till you're asked to fuck off.
5) If you think smokes, booze and drugs are cool and people take them seriously only to be noticed.
6) You will listen to any noise from the radio, tv and flick and wait for a friend to tell you that its the 'happening' these days -- and you'll agree with that a faux-glint of enthusiasm.
7) If you think speaking in a terrible and crass Hindi (instead of English, of course) is good; and is only proving your originality.
8) No matter what you play in your car, the sound outside will always reverberate dhink-chik dhink-chik.
9) Driving like a maniac in a car that is packed with a population of a 99.88 per cent male ratio.
10) If you're reading this, and wondering who the bhenchod 'Jeery' is.
posted by jairaj at Saturday, September 02, 2006
4 Comments:
funny
but wish there at least 90 more such reasons
That's true. Didn't want a long running list there.
so will we get to see a part two of it jerry
nice. publish more.
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