Thanks to the Old Friend, I've been lucky enough to watch some of the coolest movies. This one in particular, The Big Lebowski, is all about The Dude. The man is your typical middle-aged unemployed American that finds his way through a surreal set of troubles. Largely because his prized-possesion, a carpet, gets peed upon and then stolen. He loves bowling and drinking White Russians. You also see him smoking his J. Like the Old Friend says: "Go ahead" -- you must, at least once. Remember: The Dude abides.